I'm in the middle of typing up a post which will sorta be railroading the new characters straight to the rest of the squad in the interest of getting everyone off the ground ASAP.

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BUT FIRST! LET ME TAKE A MOMENT TO INFORM THE REST OF YOU THAT MY FAVOURITE THING IN THE HISTORY OF SCIENCE: THE IG NOBEL AWARDS HAS JUST RELEASED ANOTHER BATCH OF WINNERS!

http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/

Fuck I love these things. It's science for the sake of science. No practical purpose, just pure insanity and proof that you can get a paper published on just about anything.