*just crawled out of bed*
I had a dream where I worked for the Parks and Rec department, and was loosing my teeth. I recall dream me saying I had mouth surgery, then braces, and i got them off and my mouth felt weird. turns out whatever dream dentist had operated on all my baby teeth, and they were trying to fall out. So i literally sat in front of a mirror in Jerry's house and pulled out all my teeth. 

This was after fighting with my cousin in a restaurant because my boyfriend was gone, then having an 'omg am i single' panic (i'm married, wtf) and then something about Cinderella having sex in a bell tower.