[i]The morning news is an unavoidable spectacle in Paradise City. It’s a moment that everyone takes out of their busy day of frolicking to listen to the same two happy faces. They are displayed on every TV, electronic billboard, and even floating holographic displays that pop up in older style streets. With a beautiful artificial sunrise as their background, a young man and woman recite the “important” news of the city. 
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[color=lightblue]“GOOOOD morning Paradise City! It’s us again, Randy McFeelgood!”[/color]
[color=pink]“And his much more attractive co-host, Trixie Goodlife!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Oh Trixie, you hurt my feelings!”[/color]
[color=pink]“Oh shut it Randy. Since when do you have feelings?”[/color]

[i]The couple laughs in sync, stopping at the same moment as well. Their perfect harmony of joy may seem a little unsettling, but after a while, most people get used to it. After all, it’s widely believed that they are a pair of androids or perhaps a computer program. That being the case, what else would you expect? 
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[color=lightblue]“So Trixie, will you do the honors of welcoming todays new arrivals or should I?”[/color]
[color=pink]“I think I will this time, Randy. You can go next time.”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Okay, if you insist!”[/color]
[color=pink]“Today we have five new arrivals!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Oh wow, five!? That’s my favorite number!”[/color]
[color=pink]“Mine too! Anyways, let’s all give a warm welcome to these new darlings. We all know how hard things can be in the beginning.”[/color]

[i]On cue, almost everyone in the city starts to applaud. The few people that don’t clap are presumably new as well. After an appropriate amount of time, Trixie begins to introduce each new inhabitant one by one. Introductions consist what period in time and what part of the world they come from, all while showing a picture of their faces and names. At the end of the introductions, Trixie signals another well received applause. 
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[color=lightblue]“That sure was lovely, Trixie! You did a great job.”[/color]
[color=pink]“Awe thanks, Randy!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“And since you did the morning introductions, I’m going to do the morning announcements!”[/color]
[color=pink]“That sounds fair to me!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“We only have one important notice to share with you all today, but in my opinion, it’s the most important announcement we have ever made!”[/color]
[color=pink]“Oh, you always say that, Randy!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Shhhh!! The new people don’t know that!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Hahaha!”[/color] [color=pink]“Bahaha!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]Anyways, as I was saying, we have but one announcement today. Today-"[/color]
[color=pink]“And every day from here on out!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Exactly! Every day from now until the end of days, you will be able to look back on our morning news reports. We will be posting a summary on our new website, “Good Morning Paradise” dot com. I suggest buying a smart phone when you get the chance. That way, you can look up our website wherever you may be! If you don’t know about smart phones or the internet, just ask a friendly face. We’re all in this together!”[/color]
[color=pink]“And I hear that many of the stores are having a sale on new phones! Buy one free! Get one free!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Hahaha!”[/color][color=pink]“Bahaha!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Well that’s all for today!”[/color]
[color=pink]“We’ll see you tomorrow!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Until next time, this is Randy McFeelgood-"[/color]
[color=pink]“And this is Trixie Goodlife!”[/color]
[color=lightblue]“Signing off-"[/color]
[color=pink]“And wishing you all-"[/color]
[color=lightblue]“A Perfect Day in Paradise!!”[/color] [color=pink]“A Perfect Day in Paradise!!”[/color]

[b][NOTE: Check out the section labeled "Good Morning Paradise" added to the IC opening post.][/b]