[quote=@Awson]
<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

I know for a fact that you only joke around with me so that you and David can sip appletini's on a NorCal beach and call me stupid for believing that you're genuine.
[/quote]

How  dare you. 

David and I have never drank together

Or been on a beach
Because California beaches are densely packed.