I have had many interesting and weird dreams, most recently was the bowl of chili one. To put it short in this dream my friend punches me and I turn into a bowl of chili. The said person does the shifty eyes (>.> <.< >.>) before eating me like it was normal. Oh the guy punched me because I used a sub instead of real meat. Funny thing is he is OK with that so I don't know why that dream even happened. 

I think that shows how weird and psycho I must be going. :p