There once was a human so beaming with pride,
He dared challenge an elf to a duel,
to which the elf accepted and replied,
"I am clearly better you fool."

So then they crossed blades,
In the morning sun,
Parry for every parry made,
And of course the elf won, 

So then they nocked bows,
In the midday sun,
Steady aims and let go,
And of course the elf won,

So then they tested arcanery,
In the evening sun,
Magicks spun such sorcery,
And of course the elf won.

So raise a glass to elven kind,
superior in every which way,
With chalices flowing of wine,
To outdrink the humans all day!