Alright, so the nominations for best wordplay are now closed.

The only nominee is Awson.

What I didn't tell you guys is that in order to get nominated, you have to display the attribute you're trying to get nominated for. You can link to someone else if you're trying to nominate them. As the title of the thread clearly shows, I (poorly) demonstrated some wordplay. 

The next A.W.S. nom is for best butt. I'd like to remind you that this show is brought to you in part by generous donations from Doivid.

Go.

Edit: MUST BE EIGHTEEN YEARS OR OLDER TO PARTICIPATE. OFFER NOT VALID IN ALASKA OR HAWAII.