[color=999999][centre][i]There was a young dwarf from Dornfal
Who went home with a pretty dwarf gal
He pulled down her dress and got on all fours 
She then said "Baby I'm all yours"

He was so excited and eager
He didn't notice the cock and two balls.
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[color=6ecff6]Gruff hummed the tune to this childish Dwarven song as he bobbed down the forest path atop his treant companion [color=39b54a]Hound[/color].[i] [color=999999](Why? Because he's barky.)[/color][/i] They had been walking for a while, following the directions from an old miser a few miles back. Gruff hoped the old scrotum was telling the truth, he didn't have the energy to summon an air hawk to scout ahead.[/color]