[quote=@SepticGentleman]
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Oh no you gotta beat him in unarmed combat for that.
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We'll play a game of twister. He's real ticklish on his ribs, so I just get him all tangled up, and then BOOM, tickle fight.

I'd have him in a chokehold/quivering mess in no time.