[quote=@PajkaNight]
[@MiddleEarthRoze] What!? Why does Satan give you a ride?
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He hasn't even returned my phone call. :(
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Oh honey, uh-uh. He likes the traditional summoning ritual with the sacrificing of the virgin type deal. That's the only real way to get his attention.
If you're lucky, he shows up right before you kill your sacrifice, magic them into a stripper, and then y'all party all night long.