In a world, where fucking idiots dump toxic waste into hidden nature reserves, a bunch of radioactive, mutated, and ever-so-slightly self aware arachnids decide 'Fuck This Shit'. Two days before this'll start, all the mutated arachnids gathered around a tree stump and discussed the coming winter and how it's going to be cold and shivery as fuck. As the spiders couldn't think of anything better then 'well let's pack our shit and leave', since, y'know, they're spiders they have no idea how the hell you make clothes.

Anyway, the SPIDERS are the THINKIER, SILKIER, and SNEAKIER of the arachnids. They'll do shit like thinking up ways to get across rivers, make traps for animals the scorpions can't kill out of really big webs, and just generally be sneaky little fuckers. The SCORPIONS are FIGHTY, HUNTY, and SPOOKY, so their job is to fight shit like small lizards and whatnot, hunt stuff (because the arachnids had an agreement that flies get really fucking boring after the twentieth meal and the scorpions decided to be nice), and be as spooky as possible to ward off big predators.

So, basically, if you're a spider you're gonna try and be smart, if you're a scorpion, you try to murder literally everything that isn't another arachnid. Your overarching objective is to go west, while still making sure you're doing arachnid things. Y'know, laying eggs and finding mates to murder and stuff.

RULES:
Be spidery
Be scorpiony
Go west
Don't be too serious m9

CHARACTER SHEET:
Name (not being alliterative with your species is heresy!)
Spider Or Scorpion?
What specific species?
How old are they?
Favorite Food? Spaghetti, perhaps?
Notes? Pretty much everything else. Maybe they're really big and fat in comparison to other members of their species?