"You know, I've found that the cardinal sin of horror movies is they tip their hands too early and show you the whole monster. Oh, uh, but you didn't call us for writing advice."

The giant bipedal capybara at the door bowed, holding out a business card for Mr. Reynolds and his Associate. He had a briefcase under his shoulder.

"Hello there, my name is Barapy! I'm with Shocker+, the company you contracted for additional monsters. While our negotiations for providing your monsters haven't quite been finalized, I've gone ahead and included the latest printing of the Monsters Monthly, Shocker+'s catalog publication, for no charge. I've also taken the liberty of bringing profiles for some of our monsters which might be particularly well-suited to your horror movie."

With that, Barapy gave the employee file and bowed once again.

"Please, take your time looking them over!"

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[b][url=http://i.imgur.com/uPjJ5ul.png]Swamp Hominid[/url][/b]
[i]"GROOOOOAAAAGH!"[/i]
[b]Previous Employer:[/b] The Lost Empire of the Mu Hominids
[b]Good Point:[/b] Punctuality
[b]Bad Point:[/b] Old Age, Not allowed within 500 feet of a minor
[b]Likes: [/b]Long walks on the beach, swimming
[b]Dislikes:[/b] droughts, fishing season, tigers

The Swamp Hominid is a Brazilian monster. Distantly related to the Creature of the Black Lagoon, Swamp Hominid was deployed millenia ago (and again in 1973) by the Mu Empire in an attempt to conquer Earth. Though he may be old, his skill in aquatic combat ability to vanish in water makes him a valuable asset in any tropical or maritime engagement.

[b][url=http://i.imgur.com/4K0txUs.png]Mummy Hominid[/url][/b]
[i]"UNGAAAAAAH"[/i]
[b]Previous Employer[/b]: The Lost Empire of the Mu Hominids
[b]Good Point[/b]: Experience
[b]Bad Point[/b]: Old Age
[b]Likes[/b]: Triangles, deserts, bandages
[b]Dislikes[/b]: Ethiopians, tigers, the number 7

The Mummy Hominid was sealed within the Temple of Mu for millenia before being unsealed in 1973. Able to drain the moisture from a human body with a touch, its vocal chords have decayed to the point it can no longer speak. However, this can be said to add a certain level of intimidation as it grinds out its ghastly calls. Usually masquerades as a more mundane mummy before striking.

[b][url=http://i.imgur.com/2LDxuX7.png]Lightning Hominid[/url][/b]
[i]"GOARAAAAA"[/i]
[b]Previous Employer[/b]: The Lost Empire of the Mu Hominids
[b]Good Point[/b]: Electric Personality
[b]Bad Point[/b]: Old Age
[b]Likes[/b]: Copper, thunderstorms
[b]Dislikes[/b]: Rubber, tigers, motorcycles

Unlike his compatriots, Lightning Hominid is perfectly capable of speech. He just prefers the shouting. With control over electricity, it's hard not to find a use for the Lightning Hominid- just be warned about his eccentricities. A real mystery monster.

[b][url=http://i.imgur.com/qFk1HFH.png]Ganma[/url][/b]
[i]"All eyes on me!"[/i]
[b]Previous Employer:[/b] Currently employed by unnamed individual with poor dental hygeine
[b]Good Point[/b]: Spooky, can't really tell them apart except by clothing
[b]Bad Point[/b]: Perhaps TOO Spooky
[b]Likes[/b]: Halloween, Eyes, Wreaking Havoc
[b]Dislikes[/b]: Proton Packs, Historical Figures

The Ganma are the newest, freshest mooks to come out of the worlds of the Kamen Riders. Being ghosts, they are invisible to most mortals- though the effects of their rampages are readily apparent. Due to their currently-active villainy, however, we can not guarantee a large supply. 

[b][url=http://i.imgur.com/JhN1vLj.png]Chain Shadow[/url][/b]
[i]"I've got this lovely coffin..."[/i]
[b]Previous Employer:[/b] Shadow Line
[b]Good Point[/b]: Lovely Singing Voice, Good With Children, Piano Skills
[b]Bad Point[/b]: Gloomy Personality
[b]Likes[/b]: Dark spots, basements, dusty catacombs
[b]Dislikes[/b]: Rainbows

Chain Shadow is the chosen representative of the Shinotani (Death Valley, formerly Inotani) branch of the Shadow Line's railways. By striking the fear of death into the hearts of children, he seeks to gather enough darkness to create an eternally dark catacomb in which to hang out. Enjoys scenic train rides aboard the Shadow Line. He's never seen without his Cross Coffin, in which he imprisons those who stand in his way. Fights using long, rusty chains.
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