"This is silly! Why are we even dancing around this? You and I - we play this game like clockwork. We really know what this is about. It's about my dick isn't it? You think it's too small. Well, it is, but don't let that stop you from getting it. I've seen the way you look at me; there's something electric about us - and I think you felt it every single time. So, why don't we just quit the games, quit the friendzones and we fuck right here and now?"