Snarf: DRINKS FER EVERYBODY! ON THE HOUSE!

Me: Snarf?

Snarf: Yes sir.

Me: What are you doing?

Snarf: Um giving drinks on the house.

Me: You can't do that.

Snarf: Why not?

Me: Because you don't get paid enough to be able to do that.

Snarf: Oh yeah.

Me:*Face Palm*

Edit: I don't why I did this. But to me it's funny.