[h1]Ika Musume [/h1]

    "~Geso ~Geso ~Geso ~Ge-" Ika Musume's happy singing was cut short by a strange man walking out of nowhere. For a moment she just stood there, before jumping back in shock. "How did you do that, De geso!" It took her a moment to regain her composure. When she did, she put one foot behind her, pointed at add, and declared "I am Ika Musume, a messenger sent from the sea to conquer the surface world and the humans polluting the oceans, De geso!" She stood there for a moment, dramatically holding the same pose, before answering the rest of the man's questions.

 "Lost? Me, no, De geso. Inkvaders don't get lost, I know exactly where I am, De geso. 
And that is... squid city, ~De geso! I inkvaded and took over so it's safe for me to walk around, De geso." Ika Musume held a triumphant pose and gestured around her at the dilapidated city. She had a huge smile on her face. "Though, this place is filthy, De geso." Ika Musume looked around at the trash and debris that littered the street. The disgust she held for it could be seen clearly. Suddenly, an idea struck Ika Musume. "Hey, since your here that means your one of subjects, De geso. So my first demand as squid overlord of squid city is... help me clean up this mess!" Ika Musume innocently said. "Humans are dirty so they can't help but pollute their living space, De geso."

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