Lmao Jesus shit

Ok usually I save this fire dire situations but my ace in tge hole for getting someone to do the things they need to is a pancake. Freshly make one, and place it UNSYRUPED OR OTHERWISE NOT STICKY/GROSS on their head. Waffles work too but pancakes are better. I have literally never seen this fail, even in the worst case.

A cat spritzer thing with cold water also can work but around electronics I advise the pancake hat rout.

Dude one of my bros is trying to pass their copy onto me and I keep saying "not today satan" b/c I read spoilers and I know how it will destroy me