You want a useless fact huh? 

This thread is full of them, so why are you wasting time reading my post when you can be reading the others? Seriously, scroll up and fill your brain with a useless fact because you're not going to get one from this post unless you consider a useless post in a thread about useless facts a useless fact. If that's true, then congrats! You've stumbled upon the most useless fact of them all.