[quote=@Dark Wind]
I feel like this contest is enabling Keyguy.
[/quote]

I have you know, throughout the process of signing up for NaNo, I was screaming in my head.

"WHY CANT I JUST HAVE A BREAK? CANT I JUST DO MY HOMEWORK?"

The answer is no, by the way. Because I'm obligated to give you something happy after Damocles. I have you know, I sacrificed a story about how the one guy named Hudson who died and wasn't remembered by you people had actually let his plane get hit out of suicidal grief over the death of his best friend.

Instead you get a story about cute people like sailors doing cute things like botched first aid.