What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you bump? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Bumps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bumps on Al-Bumpeda, and I have over 300 confirmed bumps. I am trained in guerilla bumfare and I’m the top bumper in the entire US bumping forces. You are nothing to me but just another bump. I will wipe you the bump out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking bumps. You think you can get away with bumping that thread to me over the Internet? Bump again, poster. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bumpers across the USA and your thread is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bump, reader. The bump that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You’re fucking bumped, kid. I can bump anywhere, anytime, and I can bump your thread in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare fingers. Not only am I extensively trained in wordless bumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Bumping Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable thread off the face of the continent, you little poster. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” bump was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit bump all over your threads and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bumped, kiddo.

tl;dr, bump.