[quote=@Naril] [u][i][b]a fifty-meter-wide monocycle armed to the teeth with electrical discharge cannons[/b][/i][/u] [/quote] Did I mention how much I want to read this? Because I really want to read this. [quote=@mdk] I just crossed over the day's target for the first time this year. 42k, theraboutsishly. My scene exploded and I'm happy about it, and also I spilled some bourbon on my keyboard but it's still working so I think I'm good. [/quote] [img]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/SykoShadow/DAAAAAAAMN1.jpg[/img] Congrats on that! You've gotten further than I have (I'm at 41864 now). I'm now at the bit where I rant about nuclear weapons for a bit, but this time I'm being less anvilicious about it then normal. Instead of ranting about them being evil, I imply that they're not meant for puny little planet-bound civilizations like us to have. But hey, this time, the good guys get to use them, and only with a [i]medium-sized[/i] amount of guilt. At this rate, I might be able to watch [i]The Avengers[/i] without feeling really bad about the fact that Iron Man basically just carried out nuclear genocide at the end! EDIT: I should also probably mention the fact that the blue alien woman has started to play [i]Homeworld[/i]. I was gonna go with [i]Starcraft[/i], but I got the feeling that a species exiled from their home planet by alien invaders attempting to reclaim it after being reduced to only a small number of people all living on a fleet of starships would be something she would enjoy a bit more. For the same reason you made a version of yourself in the Sims which was significantly more attractive than you are in real life, then proceeded to choose the career path of your dreams while also making another unreasonable attractive romantic partner.