Fuck it, I could go for a not completely srs bsns roleplay right about now.

"YOU WANNA HAVE A FUCKIN GO!?"
Name Andro
Spider Or Scorpion? Scorpion
What specific species? Androctonus Crassicauda
How old are they? 4 in terms of human years, he's an old fella.
Favorite Food? Spaghetti, perhaps? Camel Spiders
Notes? Andro is really fucking ill tempered, like, Charles Bronson levels of combative. He speaks in a cockney accent and his voice sounds remarkably like Robin Atkin Downes did when he voice acted for saints row. Andro doesn't really like eating Camel spiders. He actually hates the taste of them and only does it because he believes them to be "frauds". A belief he's more than happy to loudly share with others as he spitefully chews his way through them.