[quote=@Altered Tundra]
Twilight Film Franchise: A love story about an emotionless teenaged girl, a 100 year-old, emotionless, teenaged-looking vampire, and a dog.
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[i]The Twilight Saga[/i] - Fem-Shell becomes obsessed over Sparkly-Vamp who stalks her in return. She then cheats on a dog who later falls in love with her (how did that happen?) baby.

In short? When you take the saying "love is blind" in extreme literal sense... What the hell.