The monkeys and shit collection:

Language: When a bunch of monkeys decide that certain grunts and screeches has a meaning

Racism: When one monkey really, REALLY hates another monkey and calls said other monkey a monkey

War: A bunch of monkeys flinging their shit at one another because two monkeys didn't get along a while back

Humanity: The collective term for a whole bunch of a specific kind of monkey

Space: Empty space up above the non-empty space

Space: Non-empty space you can still shove stuff into, because its only a bunch of air that makes it non-empty

Soldiers: Professional shit throwers whom half of humanity (See earlier definition) loves because of how good they are at throwing shit, while the other half hates them for the same exact reason

Politicians: Monkeys that never figured out how to throw their shit, and instead choose to store it in their mouths

Honest Politicians: See "Unicorn", "Fairy", and "Boogeyman"

2nd Amendment Advocates: Monkeys who support the ability of other monkeys to be able to use their hands to fling shit if need be

2nd Amendment Opposition: Monkeys who don't want shit-throwing to become too commonplace because it leaves a mess and a smell most of the time

Gun owners: Monkeys whom have the capability to shit-throw

Murderers: Monkeys whom throw their shit at people who don't deserve to have shit thrown at them

Hitmen: Professional shit throwers that throw shit if you pay them enough

Fighter aircraft: Flying machines made by monkeys to throw shit in the sky

Tank: Like cars, but REALLY good at throwing shit

Nuclear missile: A really big bucket of shit that can be dumped anywhere at any time with devastating effects

Corporate Executive: A monkey similar to a politician

Pickup artists: Monkeys similar to corporate executives

Kids on Xbox live: Monkeys that really wish they could throw shit, and instead of really doing it, pretend to throw more shit than any monkey in history

Me: A monkey similar to a politician, with the exception that this monkey swallows all that shit