[quote=@Frengo]
[@MetalLover] I strongly recommend that you enforce a mandatory group hug and/or wild sex orgy.
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How about a Chatzy instead.
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[quote=@ClocktowerEchos]
[@MetalLover]

Quick question: How fast would you let me conquer more land as a horde? 
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Probably about four to six provinces per post until you reach the populated areas of China, then it would be the standard two per post.