1. A couple of pork chops. Temporary mediocre satisfaction is enough to sway me away from lasting bonds and trusts. I might die alone with no allies or honor, but at least I died with a happy stomach. Not many people can say that. 

2. The Caretaker Trilogy, by David Klass (Firestorm, Whirlwind, Timelock). 

3. A whole island melting? How the hell are we still alive if conditions on Earth are so terrible that land itself is melting? 

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1. Quickly, look in the closest mirror. What do you see? 

2. Assume you are a feudal lord and some peasants dressed in potato sacks are knocking on your castle doors. What is your preferred method of disposing of them? 

3. How do I download videos from Youtube?