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So... If I decided to make my character super good at throwing things instead, would it be okay if I [url=http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=56935.0]decapitated a Constant with a fluffy wambler?[/url]
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I like how you got that reference. Thank you, that made my day! That said I guess I'll address this semi-seriously though.

Decapitating what constitutes as basically (in Dwarf Fortress terms) a Colossus meeting a Forgotten Beast meeting a physical god with one well-placed throw of a soft and cuddly creature is so wildly overpowered that your character could essentially level Constants with wild abandon from the very beginning, and basically massacre what constitutes gods haplessly and then nobody else would be able to fully enjoy the satisfaction of a Constant or particularly near-Constant-level Afflicted getting taken down.

That doesn't mean your character can't be an Afflicted based on throwing things, or kicking things, and that doesn't mean that a well-thrown heavy or jagged object like a piece of concrete can't mildly-or severely- injure a Constant or major Afflicted, if your character manages to catch them off guard, or while they're weakened, or if you're plain faster than them. And even then, a Constant has its name for a reason, it's just nobody currently knows the full reason except for a very hush-hush few.

But the biggest issue here is that Fluffy Wamblers don't exist in the City. They could, but they'd be nothing but cute balls of fluff and wasted carbon that the City would be using to create probably more dangerous or spooky things, unless the City is particularly what you would describe as playful at a given moment.