[hider=Ulysses Martin "Padlock" Chambers]
"Name?" "The name's Ulysses Martin Chambers, but most call me Padlock."
"Gender?" "Ain't it obvious? I'm a guy."
"Age?" "I'm twenty-four years old."
"Race?" "Obviously human."
"Summary of your past?" "Rogue. Scoundrel. Bad guy... These are all words you could use to describe me, and all of them are true. All my life, I've devoted it to stealing from, lying to and cheating people to get by in life. Only one person, my companion Osguh here, knows much about me. All you need to know is that I'm going to the Continent to..." Padlock paused for a second, before saying: "Look, it doesn't matter. I just need to get off the mainland for a while."
"Almost done here, your luggage?" "Uh, let's see... I've got my gun," Padlock paused to pull out a very large revolver with a leather grip and a heavy duty barrel. "I call it the Howlin' Hand Cannon, official name is Colt Model 2451 Z-AEN. I've got my clothes," he gestured to his black vest, tan undershirt, blue jeans (with a loose belt, which itself is adorned with a holster) and black boots. "and myself."
"Great sir. Last but not least, your passport photo." "Ah, how could I forget?" With that, Padlock looked at the camera intently before the person taking his information for a passport took the photo and stamped a small print of his face on the passport:
[img]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/68/Han-Solo-Fathead-02.png/revision/latest?cb=20150720150013[/img]
"Here you are sir, enjoy your trip to the Continent."
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[Hider=Osguh]
"Name?" Osguh, being a large furry beast with an inability to speak... Well, any language, lets out a strange sound, like a growl or a roar... Sounded something like "Hurrrrrr". "Excuse me?" Then, Padlock butts in and says: "Uh, he doesn't speak English. I'll fill out the info for him."
"Okay... Name?" "Osguh."
"Gender?" "Male."
"Age?" "When we first met, he said he was about twenty, and that was nine years ago... Put down twenty-nine." "Wait... You can understand that thing?" "Yeah, why?" "I... *sigh* Let's get on with this."
"Race?" "He's a Shafari, a native to... Some wacky country. Came from the place ten years ago and never told anyone where he was from until he told me. Now he's kind of open about it."
"Summary of your past?" "He was just wandering around, living his day to day life as... Well, nothing, really. He feasted on scraps and trash before I met him, then we formed a partnership: he keeps me safe and I feed him. Been like that for nine years. That's about it."
"Alright... Luggage?" "Just himself and his rifle."
"Lastly, photo." Osguh then stood in front of a camera, letting out another roar, and looked on at the camera as it took the picture:
[img]http://filmmakeriq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Chewbacca.jpg[/img]
"Alright gentlemen, enjoy your trip."
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Might've straight up ripped off Han Solo and Chewbacca... But meh. I'll get to posing tomorrow.

EDIT: Didn't post tomorrow.