...implying I have arms and legs, which I do. No. I very much like to manipulate my environs via my hands. I very much like and appreciate my bipedal mobility...

...MLP.mov...

...I would follow my company's rules and proceed to summon management. If I was management, I would give ButterCrotch a phone number to dial of which is one of my superiors. If I'm the tippitty top I would summon the legal team to handle this. If I'm maintenance, I would point ButterCrotch at one of the other employees...


...1. Why did you leave,
...2. Why were you crying,
...3. Where were you when the vulpines came to feed, and the trees started lying?