1. I had to buy some more melons!  Sheesh you're clingy! <.<
2. I...I wasn't crying!  I was chopping onions while watching Grave of the Fireflies!
3. Uh...I had to return some videotapes.

1. If you were walking down the street and saw two dudes in clown makeup and bright red speedos beating each other with rubber hammers, how would you react?
2. Did you see Star Wars yet?
3. Er...I'm out of questions now, so do you mind watching my cat while I find some more?