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[@Agent B52] I'm reading all of AGP, and it's hilarious. 
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Also on that whole 'it doesn't make sense' thing, do realise we're about to go shoot all manner of horrifying space monsters in the name of an undead collective of Humanity seated on a gold plated life support. Most of our gear is covered with enough blessings to pass for a 21st century church. Blessings that actually [i]work[/i] because belief and faith influence a space hell infested with our strongest emotions twisted into horrific abominations of themselves (that semi-regularly break into reality to eat faces). Our main opponents include fungus in the shape of a gorrila crossed with a football hooligan on a permanent holy war, mass migration and holiday all at the same time, supermen powered by evil voices and worse from the aforementioned space hell, dominatrix elves that go into battle with nothing but the face of their latest dead torture-toy covering the naughty bits, a locust horde on space steroids, blue skinned vagina faced mind controlled stalinist aliens, ancient robot skeletons shooting green lighting, space elves shooting space shuriken like they're space Naruto and even more mind bending horrors.

A turret that's slightly off because someone thought it would look cooler that way kinda pales in comparison.