Teach me about your kinks!
... Well, no. Don't.

Anyways, here's an actual complaint from me for once: people who think it's okay to just stand wherever whenever. Like, if it's a busy place, please do not form a wall with your friends as you go down the mall. Please do not inconveniently stand right in front of the bathroom. Please do not stop in a one-person-wide corridor to talk to someone. It's not that hard to not obstruct everyone??