[center] [img]http://i.imgur.com/xlLDwuP.png?2[/img] [b][h2][color=Orange]Tanji Tsugiharu[/color][/h2] Central Command, Konoha Ame-Suna Border, Harvest Festival (Not)[/b] [@Savato][@GrafRoy Zeppeli] [/center] [hr] [color=ec008c]"C'mon dude, no need to be all stiff."[/color] As she dismissively waved her hand, [color=ec008c]"Go get a drink, sit down and then drop yourself in one of this fucking sweet sofas. And then just call this thing... thing,"[/color] turning to the commander. [color=ec008c]"Because I dunno what I should fuckin' call it either. Aside from the obvious 'Yakoul' shit, but that sounds too intimidating... hm... how about 'Neko-sama'?" [/color] Tanji didn't really know how to process his lackadaisical comrade making herself at home in the room. At best it reassured him that his new comrade would be confident, which usually translate into competency in the field. However, her lack of professionalism and respect irked him a bit, but he felt that it would be no use burning bridges now, and he just remained as he was. A great shaking (and moderately sweaty) statue of the room. He felt like he was chewing on glass nervous as he awaited a response from his commander. He swore his back couldn't be anymore straight than it was now, trying his best to not seem like a total fool and jagoff. He noticed his commander's annoyed expression, and cursed at himself for his failure to remain composed. [color=f26522]"Just, call me Boss."[/color] It started. [color=f7941d]"Uh, right, sorry Boss, will do Boss. Thanks for hav-"[/color] He stuttered through, obviously not learning from his previous foul-up, before the commander started up again, [color=f26522]"So you liked it there huh? I didn't. Piece of shit white room, absent of any fucking thing to do other than wait for some incompetent idiot to find intel we likely know about. But but but, I gotta admit, your interrogation skills are giving me a raging boner," [/color]speaking about his current post with the 11th Intelligence Corps. He nervously laughed on what he assumed, no, hoped to god, was a crude penile joke. [color=f7941d] "Ah, yes of course Boss. I hope I will be prove to be useful, Boss," [/color]Tanji giving a full salute but was ignored as the Boss, sauntered towards a kettle of coffee and took a direct swig, but only caused It to cry foul at the temperature. Tanji would have laughed at it's "Cat's Tongue" and sensitivity to heat, but thought it better to just remain stone faced and ass clenched. His eyes stayed over the new mess for a good while as he always believed Military Buildings need to remain spic and span, but resigned to just let a janitor handle it afterwards. Boss now in a much fouler mood, the Boss set its attention to the other Chunin in the room. Unexpectedly, as its casual demeanor would have Tanji believe It to be a lax commander, it struck the girl for her behavior. Admittedly, Tanji believed some sort of reprimand was required, but none as sudden and strong with so little effort. The girl would surely feel it the following morning, a fact made Tanji a little bit sorry for his new comrade, despite initial offence. This only proved that the fear and respect for the monster that Tanji felt was rightly placed. Tanji still tense, Boss spoke again. [color=f26522]"I forgive you this time. Anyway, I ain't gonna hide it, us three are going to visit a very suspicious someone. I'll need your skills and your balls to handle this fuckery. So hopefully by tomorrow ... You two won't be as tense. I mean, I do think a master - subordinate relationship should be held highly. We can tell each other anything, right? Am I motherfucking right?!"[/color] Tanji sighed, at least content with the Boss' willingness to form a cohesive squad, it was a step in the right direction. He was still anxious, but now more confident with the Commander's encouragement. [color=f26522] "So, got any questions for ol' fucking me? About the mission or my retarded self?" [/color] Tanji hesitated at first, but remembered Its words of "encouragement" and came forward with definite purpose,[color=f7941d] "Boss! It will be an honor serving with you. Firstly, I believe it best that as a squad we know about each others' strengths. I already told you in brief about mine, but I couldn't quite get yours," [/color]He looked between his commander and comrade. [color=f7941d]"Secondly, you mentioned our mission concerning intelligence gathering, and I assume it would be directed against the traitors, but where exactly will we be operating and what sort of information will we need to gather? Counter-espionage? Military plans and tactics? Or maybe,"[/color] Tanji's eyes lit up in expectation,[color=f7941d] "a census on citizen loyalty."[/color]