[quote=@Alphakoka]
<Snipped quote by ImportantNobody>

Nah, they'll all have to wear a shirt with certain words written on it that 'mistakenly describe them.'
So, Evvie would get a shirt with 'the Great Horned Bat' written on it. 
:v
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She can't read so could be tricked into it. You'd need to cut holes in the back if she wears a T-shirt