[quote=@LoneSilverWolf]
>Start a romantic relationship with the cactus. Allow the cactus to love you. Love the cactus. Become ONE WITH THE FERKING CACTUS!!!!
[/quote]

Okay, this is definatley a horrible life decision.
I know that people say anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, but this?
I don't think anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough tho.
That shit don't work like dat yo.