Okay, now that I got your attention listen up!

This is a game, see. What you do is finish that trademark poem with something funny. It can be dirty, stupid, idiotic, witty, clever — whatever have you. All you need to do is make it right and give the readers of the thread a laugh. Think you can do that? Good. Now, let's begin.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't sneeze,
But I'mma bless you.