[@Zeroth]

No sooner had the questions exited Mark's mouth than did a reply from the faceless figure come through. How were they managing to send things so quickly? Forget typing them, just thinking of the answers that quickly seemed ridiculous. 

[i][center]"Yep, I've been around for a while! Been around the block and whatnot. Weeeeell, I don't have the same concept of time as you do, but you get the idea! And don't worry, I'm not a god! Those things need faith to get materialized, deification of natural phenomena and stuff, and if they stop getting that faith then they get downgraded! Can you believe that? (〃＞＿＜;〃) It doesn't sound fun to me, no thank you!"

"Oho, now the series of questions to figure out what the 'catch' is happens! Long text time! \(^ヮ^)/" 

"Well, for question number one, nope! Just because I've given you a system doesn't mean the rest of the world follows it, you won't have to fight any monsters. Um, number two's iffier. I mean, there's nothing saying you have to fight each other, but you might meet some crazy who wants to be the only one with the dice, so they try to fight you. Something like that. You'll never be required to fight, though; that girlfriend quest of yours could even be fulfilled by someone who also has the dice!" 

"And no, for three, there's no catch. When you die, you'll...well, I'm not allowed to talk about that, but it'll be the usual thing for humans unless you transcend humanity and become something better. But yeah, you're fine, there's no contract you sign by using the dice. At any point, you can just tell me you want out, and I'll stop messaging you. I'll keep the app around in case you change your mind, though!"

"The dice exist so that you can reach your ideal self, and then surpass it. Break through those limits you deemed as impossible, break through the expectations of your world, and become something amazing. It'd be dumb if using it was tied to some restrictive or detrimental cost. Everything that happens, good and bad, is up to you and you alone. Self-reflection and all that. Fun, right?"

-X[/center][/i]