I swear, I think people go "Look! A Naruto RP! Let's see if my character can fit in it!"

Edit: No one is getting a bijuu. The Uzumaki Clan is presently the most prominent clan of Konoha, apaprently. The Hokage is Hosuka Uzumaki and the Jounin Commander is Shin Uzumaki. But, there's no real... bonds in the clan. They're just families with a few similar traits, like red hair, and the chakra kekkei genkai. There's no Clan Head. The clan fell apart when Sai took over since Sai was an Uzumaki and everyone pretty much just looked at the clan and said, "What the fuck, guys?"