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[b][color=f26522][h2]Yakoul Kakariko[/h2]

The Confederation's General of Armed Forces[/color]

The VERY Relaxing Spa[/b]

[@GrafRoy Zeppeli][@KenyeIsMyLife][/center]

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The two were at least pretty compliant, not that Yakoul didn't have any impact on this, the tail was strangely very persuasive and an excellent motivating factor. The feline waved at Tanji as he proceeded to do what was apparently expected, get a good sniff of the area and an overview of the possible resistance they'd have to face. If Yakoul were to be honest, this would be somewhat irrelevant. Most of the staff were undertrained and simply hired muscle that would barely stand a chance against a chuunin, let alone the General. In all, the two chuunin officers were mostly working to cut Yakoul some slack as the operation was going to be quite messy no matter how much detergent they'd stock up on along the way. 

"[color=f26522]Heh, it ain't the shitty mics I'm worried about, it's one of these retards telling our bitch of a target to run away before he can teach him some bondage a bit. If one's being suspicious just ... Fucking I don't know, kick his ass.[/color]"

The bored commander explained, evidently not all that invested in the job as it would rather be in the hot springs, but it knew full well that Gozoboro was going to walk in their VIP room any second now. It didn't help that it could easily recognize people's footsteps against the wooden floor and simply use its detection ability to confirm a fat fuck was coming their way. The animal person stretched its back and yawned as a normal physical response to this action. 

"[color=f26522]Yeah, we gotta 'Protect' him.[/color]"

Yakoul would literally do the quotes with its fingers in the air, clearly indicating that what they were going to do was a bit more nuanced than just a simply interview. 

"[color=f26522]Just keep any dipshit I don't like out of here. And I don't fucking like a lot of people, gurl[/color]."

But then, the creature's ears perked as its eyes widened as if it had just formulated a million ryo idea and was about to make some massive breakthrough. Grinning in a rather suspicious way as it stare at Kanata, it would only add. 

"[color=f26522]Actually, fuck that. You'll have new orders. Going to teach you how to motherfucking talk.[/color]"

It said in a cryptic manner, though it was clearly a jab to her admitting at a lack of eloquence and an over-dosage of impulsiveness. As Yakoul was going to add something else, the sliding door opened. Yakoul expected Tanji, but instead was the package they were to take care off. A fat, bald man waking with one of the most imposing frames Kanata would see in her life. Katsuko? Nothing compared to this obese giant. [url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/f/f1/Buppa.png/revision/latest?cb=20140812121637]Gozoboro Haishu[/url] walked in with a cigar in his mouth and took a seat on one of the cushions set next to the table, right in front of Yakoul. 

Both high profiles didn't say a word for a while and just stared at each other while the fat man inhaled the tobacco in his quality cigar. The general beamed after a few seconds, evidently pleased at something. 

"[b]Yakoul.[/b]"

"[color=f26522]Fat fuck.[/color]"

They exchanged words before another awkward silence and then a burst of laughter from both sides before they'd do a really retarded fist bump. It was clear they knew each other quite well, though that was to be expected given Yakoul's fondness of the place. Just as clear as Yakoul's lack of care when plotting against a man that seemed to consider it at least as some kind of buddy.

"[b]So what brings you here? You usually call so I can get the maids ready for you. What's up?[/b]"

"[color=f26522]Hah, well as you can see, I brought my own bitch this time around.[/color]"

It joked while pointing at Kanata with its thumb before continuing. 

"[color=f26522]I'm fucking around. This girl, her name's Kanata, right? Eh who cares? Anyway, she has some questions for you, right?[/color]"

Yakoul was indeed having fun with this, giving an insane amount of responsibility to Kanata all of a sudden. A big ball of stress for the young girl but just a silly game for Yakoul, it truly showed how their realities were so far apart. Any minute now, Tanji were to come back, most likely detecting a significant amount of 'staff' roaming the VIP area as Gozoboro entered the scene. The feline almost expected the confederate zealot to come in as would some special service agent and whisper very important information to the cat's hear just to feel like in one of those over the top action movies.