I take the city bus home from campus everyday, and usually it goes without incident. Today though as I was getting onto the bus a girl in front of me dropped her headband. Me, being the gentleman that I am went to pick it up for her. Only.. it didn't work out so well. Maybe it was the weight of my backpack that made me get off balance, but as I went to pick it up [i]I[/i] ended up tripping forward on the step of the bus. 

Long story short I embarrassed myself, banged my head, and the girl [i]still[/i] had to pick up her own headband. 

It would appear the universe hates me.