His majesty is greatly pleased by this outpouring of support. He would like to address his loyal subjects tomorrow morning at 0600 during mandatory exercises in the public square.

....Unfortunately, the war effort -- which is being decisively won -- demands his full attention, so instead he will be hard at work in the Ministry of Peace. All those wishing to praise the GLORIOUS LEADER should assemble in the public square and work with diligence. Tomorrow's exercise will be a Loving Cannonball ruck march. The formation exercise will begin at the public square and terminate at the Front Line. Attendance is mandatory. HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!