The newest incarnation of the Humerous Synopsis threads, we — meaning myself and [@Tsukune] present the Humerous Television SEries Synopsis thread. Here, like the [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/85631-from-oscar-to-raspberry-humorous-movie-synopsis-thread/ooc]From Oscar to Raspberry — Humorous Movie Synopsis[/url] and the [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/89535-from-otaku-to-weeaboo-humorous-anime-synopsis-thread/ooc]From Otaku to Weeaboo — Humorous Anime Synopsis[/url] threads, here the point is to come up with humorous 1-3 sentence-synopsizes of TV series'. 

The rules will be similar to that of teh two threads above(taken from Tsukne's original thread).
[list][*]Choose any well-known Tv Show- either individual titles or as a collective series
[*]Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
[*]The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless[/list]

TL;DR:
[list][*]Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
[*]Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
[*]To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. [*]Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
[*]Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.[/list]

Sounds easy enough? Good! Let's see some funny-asf synopsizes.