[quote=@catchamber]
Solution: Do 10 push-ups, then feel good about not being completely lazy.
Problem: I'm a ghost, and no one can sense me.
[/quote]

Solution: Find an insane person that believes they're surrounded by ghosts, and have meaningful, if unusual, conversations with them.

[quote=@MeredithMartin]
Solution: Find a female ghost and make out with her.
Problem: I broke the internet.
[/quote]

Solution: I just used the internet, so it obviously isn't broken.

Problem: I happen to be unable to cast magic.