Granted, but you're immediately caught by a fisherman. He doesn't even kill you; he shoves you into an aquarium by yourself, and the worst part is you're a koi fish and so spend the next few hundred years watching yourself waste away in loneliness as the centuries go by, trapped forever, your only company the fat hands of generations of Cheetos-loving buckaroos feeding you the worst tasting fish food [i]ever[/i].

I wish I had true happiness.