Granted, but it has been granted through the removal of all subjects that could possibly be considered 'boring' from the curriculum. Naturally, this results in there being no subjects in the school curriculum whatsoever and within several generations humanity is ignorant of the written word. Thus the knowledge of mankind is lost and you die of a preventable disease as nobody understands medicine.

I wish that I was an omnipotent and omniscient being (and would subsequently become the only such being in existence), thereby capable of negating any negative consequences of this wish.