[quote=@Weird Tales]
<Snipped quote by Sombrero>

are you joking around or being serious? Using a viking in a fight against a samurai is unbalanced and unfair, a knight is a way better comparison.
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I'm not joking one bit! Ignore any heathenous hobbits that may tell you otherwise! Japan is literally [i]the best[/i] country in the world, politically, economically, culturally, and socially, and there is literally no evidence to refute that. The country is well known for its far-reaching and progressive, peaceful history. They have an indomitable military, unequalled toilets, and I live my life by the Bushido code, which I follow 100%.

[s]Really, though, I am.[/s]