Solution: Quietly board up the windows. Find a thick cloth that's soundproof. Drape it over the house. Find a half dozen dogs. Find a zombie. Take the zombie to infect the six dogs in subtle ways- then let loose the still normal but rapidly changing dogs into the house. Wait until screams have stopped. Remove soundproofing.

Wait until dawn, then clear it out with flesh-eating acidic gas that reduces biological matter into goo. Enter in hazmat suit; bring in loads of ammunition to the basement. Set all the ammunition off, along with too much alochol- let the house burn down to cover the evidence.

Problem solved.

Problem: There are so many problems that I can't even start.