Tonight, every citizen in the capital and beyond will gather to hear our GLORIOUS LEADER speak publicly of the plans for WORLD PEACE. It will be wonderful. As always, word has spread far and wide and children with puppies everywhere have already sworn that they will come and stand at his side as he speaks. 

HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!!! 

[code]it is always nice when children show their love for our GLORIOUS LEADER. Even more wonderfully, not one agent of the department of free will had to say or do anything to get the volunteers. That is how beloved he is. We do sincerely hope that the rebels, weak as they are, do not do anything that will harm the children and their puppies, they cannot harm the GLORIOUS LEADER, seeing how he is immortal and invulnerable. 

The question is whether our agent dispatched following the efforts of the department of reincarnation will succeed.[/code]