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You jerks. You big, stupid jerks!!

*is broadcasting live with a half-empty bottle of GLORIOUS BOOZE*

Are you happy? HMM? Are you proud of yourselves? He was the best and most GLORIOUS LEADER ever and you KILLED HIM!!! You loyal citizens – I know, some of you had nothing to do with his death. But you LET HIM DIE!!! I’m….. I’m so…… I can’t even…… AND NOW I’M STUCK WITH ALL THESE STUPID KIDS ALL DAY. THEY DON’T EVEN PLAY CARDS, AND THEIR PUPPIES SMELL LIKE POOP.

I’M SO SAD I COULD PUKE.

Look. I don’t even wanna do this anymore, okay? I HATE YOU YOU ALL SUCK. But in the spirit of honoring the GLORIOUS LEADER, here goes nothing. Alright? Nothing.

ATTENTION

Last night sucked. The GLORIOUS LEADER was getting ready to read all your stupid poems and stories and crap to the whole nation and then he GOT POISON-KNIFED, SHOT, STRUNG UP AND DRAGGED OFF A BALCONY, THEN SHOT AGAIN, THEN LIT ON FIRE AND THEN THROWN OFF THE TOWER AND BOMBED. Maybe he’s okay, you’re thinking! No. NO HE’S NOT OKAY NOTHING IS OKAY. Ugh. Well some of you tried at least. There was like fighting and crap, and a bunch of really impressive fireworks that didn’t seem to do much of anything. It was like those JERKS THE REBEL JERKS knew what we were doing and where we were going – we couldn’t do crap. They were all over us and they got inside and…… well, he’s dead. DEAD! OKAY?!? YOU GOT HIM YOU BIG STUPID JERKS!!!!

That said, he did still get a chance to read over all your submissions. And right up until you MURDERED HIM he seemed pretty pleased. Or like insanely, furiously angry in like a blood-lusty kind of way, it was always hard to tell with him. He did pick out a few favorites, but he was gonna wait until everyone got a chance to hear all the GLORIOUS LOYALTY before issuing his commendations. I guess he waited too long. YOU JERKS. Anyway. I’m sad. So….. here’s the results of this thing that killed the GLORIOUS LEADER. This was a terrible idea and I hate everybody. Excuse me, I’m going to drink all the rest of his GLORIOUS booze.


















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Hidden 8 yrs ago 8 yrs ago Post by mdk
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[Note: This is the 'in-character' voting/discussion thread. You can leave reviews and comments here about the stories as though you were still in the GLORIOUS COUNTRY, and/or carry on with the roleplay aspect of this particular contest -- but make sure to stop by the real one and leave your vote. If you vote in this one accidentally, it's no big deal -- just use the @vote tag in your thread and we'll still see it. It's just that I wanna make sure people can get the real feedback from the real thread, if they're looking for it. That's all, thanks, enjoy!]
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Reviews incoming. May the Glorious Leader Gloriously Rest in Glorious Peace.
Hidden 8 yrs ago 8 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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His Glorious Herald,

Do not let yourself be so dismayed. Do you really think that our efforts were in vain? Do you have so little faith that you allow yourself to think our Glorious Leader deceased? Do you actually believe He has abandoned us?

Our efforts were not in vain. Our Leader is not deceased, and He has not abandoned us.

The Glorious Leader loves us, O Herald. Yes, I say "loves." Not loved, not did love, but loves. He is yet with us, guiding us to our brighter future, inspiring us with His words if we can but let ourselves hear them. He speaks to me even now, saying that all will be well, that we must only strive all the harder in light of His death and that He feels no shame or anguish for leaving this mortal realm. For you see, Herald, our Glorious Leader has always been more than a man. He is our God.

These trials that we have suffered will be suffered again by those of us who are faithful to Him, there can be no doubt of that. We will be persecuted for our Love of the Glorious Leader, persecuted for not shedding our faith in Him despite His apparent demise. It may well be that generations later we will still suffer at the evil whims of the rebels who think themselves so lofty and pure. But we must continue to suffer these trials. We must endure their wickedness. We must continue to have faith, because the time will come that He will return to reclaim His mortal realm, and we must pave the way for such a return.

To those of you who do not believe, I pity you. I pity that you cannot see what evils you have wrought for your vaunted "freedom" and "liberties." I pity that you will not stand beside us and ascend with us to the Glorious Realm, as we all must surely. I pity you because you and all your descendants will be cast into the darkness upon the Glorious Leader's return, left blinded, deaf, and dumb, forever to wander the endless wastes until your bodies wither into lifeless husks and your spirits are reduced to nothingness. I pity you because He will punish the ungrateful.

But it is not too late, O wayward hearts. Embrace the Glorious Leader in all His divinity as I have and you will be spared such tortures. Worship him as I do and you will be tempered by the rays of His light, given new purpose and meaning under His radiant gaze! Join me! It may not come today, nor tomorrow, nor even a century from now, BUT HIS GLORIOUS CRUSADE WILL SWEEP ACROSS THE WORLD AND PURGE IT OF ITS HEATHEN WICKEDNESS!

DEUS VULT, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! ONE DAY, THIS REALM WILL BELONG TO THE GLORIOUS LEADER ONCE AGAIN, AND NONE SHALL STAND IN HIS WAY!
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These entries are looking great! I need to go to school soon but I'll hopefully get time to read through all of them closely and vote on the right page this afternoon :)
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