[@Zelosse][@KabenSaal]

Smarter'n'me
Lvl 15/Day 16/Night
[b][HP][/b][i]100%[/i][color=007236]//////////[/color][b][][/b]

Smarter'n'me just sat through the bustle of the girl waking up.  He had to repress a sudden urge to smirk when she dissed Dom's cooking but then barked out a laugh when she got her butt tanned.  He was actually amused enough  by that sight to let Dom's moment of insecurity slide.  Though, he had his own take on being from a minion seed and wasn't going to miss out on the fun.  After all, he hadn't gotten to either hit her or hit on her yet and the night was wasting.

"If we grew in your minion garden then you must have watered us with the wrong kind of duck blood.  We sprouted old and cranky from the start.  You need the PH neutral duck blood with the trace bile and added ginseng."  He was trying to divert the conversation away from the cooking issue since he didn't really feel like fighting Dom... again.  Besides, the way she was talking sounded kind of fun and mimicking it would probably drive Dom crazy.  "You should try stuffing eel livers with braided snake sausage.  Then you slow roast it over ice on a hot day and pickle it."

By the end, he was smiling in the way he had when he was being an absolutely cruel man.  He did not wear that smile often.  He had learned that smile in college.  Dom would know well that it was never a good sign.