[quote=@ASTA]

Still hasn't landed me a one-night stand, but at least I don't get shat on as much. 

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I'm pretty sure the only way to land a one-night stand is to ask if she wants a one-night stand. And the only way to get a date is to ask someone if they want a date. That's really the only thing I've seen that A. Works and B. Isn't particularly awful when it doesn't work... Though you probably shouldn't go around asking for one night stands...